Phone call of doom!

The following phone call really just took place.

Panjabe Ishboo (that's me!): Dominic Jones!

Dominic Jones (he's stupid!): What is it, Ishboo?

Me: I have spider-powers and I need to know if it's okay to use them in the NFL!

Him: What?

See, I told you he is stupid. Does he not know how to read? I have had spider-powers since yesterday!

Me: Look, Doom is not amused! Doom needs to know this!

Him: What?

Is he making fun of me? I'm so confused.

Me: You are not Steve Austin, Dominic Jones, though you are just as drunk!

Him: You don't have spider-powers.

Me: Yes I do! I have 70% proficiency with them! Also with a Green Lantern ring, but I can take that off before the game. It's the spider-powers I can't turn off. Is it okay to use them in the NFL as a quarterback? I do not know what the rules say about this!

Him: Have you been drinking?

Me: Heavily! The zombie hordes are approaching under Christian's command!

Him: CLICK

He hung up on me! I could not believe it. Well, when the zombies get here, I will point them in his direction. See how you like being eaten, Dominic Jones!