Sunday, January 14, 2007

Oh wait

It just came to me - it would be wrong of me to use my spider-powers in the realms of the National Football League, wouldn't it? Surely with my spider-sense I would be able to dodge all incoming sack attempts, and I would know ahead of time if I was going to be picked off.

I guess I could just throw anyway, but isn't that technically throwing the game, and just as illegal? I need some advice on this potential career choice. Little help?

Wait a minute. Why would it be wrong for me to use my spider-powers? They're not the result of drugs. Now I'm all confused.

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