Much calmer now

Panjabe realizes now that spider-powers do not exist. This knowledge has come at great personal cost and some non-negligible amount of pain. For future reference, all of Panjabe's followers should take heed: whether you believe you have spider-powers or not, never never never attempt to use your spider-sense to aid you in sneaking into the PWF divas locker room. It will not end well for you.

Unless you really do have spider-powers, I suppose. In that case, take a camera.

So, what is next on the agenda for Panjabe Ishboo, the boffoest of all those who would call themselves boffo dudes? I do not know, but one thing is for certain - Dominic Jones is a complete tool.

We're talking, like, epic levels here.

Ishboo - out.