Victory?

Good news has struck the boffoest of the boffo dudes! As I reported to work this morning, ready and eager to summarize in text form the incredible events of Nuclear Frost, only one evening ago - and can you believe that he's the new PWF Champion? - a somber crowd greeted me. I was informed by this somber crowd that the accursed Dominic Jones, bane of good writing and worst editor ever, had been kidnapped by a team of special ops ninjas working for the Indonesian government. The rest of the office pledged that they were working to secure his release as I calloed and callayed my way up and down the hallways, most joyously indeed.

Stopping for a moment, I paused and asked when this abduction had taken place. Apparently, it happened six months ago, and no one noticed he was gone until now. I could've sworn he had assigned several onerous tasks to me during that time. Maybe the ninjas placed a fake Dominic Jones in our midst for part of that time, to prevent us from becoming too suspicious.

Well, it doesn't really matter. The point is, Panjabe Ishboo, internet sensation, has outlasted yet another editor! Take that, PWF Magazine Editor Dominic Jones! Eat it, HWA Magazine Editor Carlos Beltran! Up yours, SCW Magazine Editor Jake Malloy! You can't stop the boffo dude, you can only hope to contain me! There is no greater power in the universe than that of Panjabe Ishboo, friend to everyone but Dominic Jones!

Back in a few. I'm going to go see if Bischoff will let me be the new editor.