That did not go well

So I just found out there were no Indonesian ninjas. The lamentably horrible Dominic Jones was simply late, and teamed up with Eric Bischoff in an attempt to make a fool out of the boffoest of the boffo dudes! How can they do this to me? Don't they know I am Panjabe Ishboo, internet sensation and greater individual than either of them could ever be, even if they had a working Voltron lion?

Panjabe does not at all enjoy being made into the subject of fun. There will be those who shall be made to perish for this. Search your heart for that which you cherish most, and despair, for I shall come to take it from you, Dominic Jones.