Your time grows short, Jones!

Just as I suspected, the cowardly Dominic Jones didn't have the guts to respond to my challenge or accusations. Thus I hereby begin the campaign to remove him from power! This very morning, I boldly marched to the office of Eric Bischoff, President and owner of the Professional Wrestling Federation, to demand that Dominic Jones be fired from his post as editor of PWF Magazine, and for none other than I, Panjabe Ishboo, Boffo Dude and internet sensation, to be put in his place!

Unfortunately, he was not there, since he was already heading out for tonight's Wednesday Wargames. So I had to leave a note in the suggestion box. But it was a very fiercely-worded note, let me tell you!

Beware, Dominic Jones! Very soon, Panjabe Ishboo will take from you the job you hold so dear, so dear that you never even perform a single duty related to it! I am not to be trifled with! You sit now, fat and happy, in your office, twiddling your thumbs while the hard-working boffo dude does all the actual labor around here, but soon the shoe will be on the other foot, and once both feet are clad with footwear, marching around will prove much easier, since no longer would I need to fear stepping on any little nails or staples lying around on the carpet!

And that's another thing, Dominic Jones! Your office is a complete mess! The janitor does fine work, but only if you allow him to do so! My own office is kept impeccably clean via his excellent work. Yours is a shameful shambles. Unacceptable. Once I am editor, I will demote you to janitor's assistant. Then you will learn how to keep the workplace clean, Jones!