Outrage and shock!

Those witless dunderheads at ThePWF.com have done it again! Once again, shameless editing has ripped the very heart and soul from my latest missive to the masses, the quite excellent "So Ends The Canadian Superman," a wondrous tale of the retirement of one Lance Storm! What horrible changes did they make that have altered the very meaning of my mighty, mighty words? Sit back, relax, and I will reveal all, for I am Panjabe Ishboo, the boffoest of the boffo dudes!

That despicable Dominic Jones, a man who is not my friend and never will be, instructed The Mysterious ThePWF.com Webmaster to change the two instances in which I wrote the word "September" to the abbreviated "Sept."! This is an insult I cannot forgive! Alright, the first one, I can understand. But to do it in the second instance completely undermines the dramatic impact of the entire paragraph! I will not argue about this! What sort of ridiculous fool cannot see the need for the fully-fleshed-out name of the month?

ThePWF.com, this means war.